Strange neighbor

I do have one of the worst neighbors (TONY). He is confrontational and doesn't understand that his opinion is not fact, he talks to everything (Yes I did mean thing, like grass, trees, fences, flags everything).

He has been fling his USA flag up side down sense 1991. I understand that it is his right to do this as a way of his freedom of speech. But seriously how long is it going to take him to figure out that no one cares about why he is doing it, we just want it flipped over.

While in one of my fits of rage toward this issue, Mike says "You ask the tough questions, TV 5 gets the tough answers." I took that as he was telling me to contact them, so I did. (Apparently he was being funny!)

I emailed TV 5 at 2pm on Thursday the 22nd of April and at 3pm the same day I had a response. I really did not think they would even give my story a first look more less a second. To my surprise Friday the 23rd of April they tell me they will be at my house and the story will be on the 11 O'clock news. All I could think is what is this man going to do now. What have I done.
TV5 came and it went well, they talked with us, a few other neighbors and Tony's mother. Tony was not home, so it was not as bad as I thought it could be. Until one of the other neighbors went and got Tony and brought him home.
All I can say is what an idiot!!!!!!

Let me know what you think?

Ok Here goes!

Tiffany went shopping with Lauren to the Somerset Mall. When she gets home she is laughing and has a gift for me. Her and Lauren gather the Taylor and Mike and read me my gift. They were laughing and Mike was laughing it was funny. However it got even more funny as the night went on. Here is a photo of the gift she bought me.

So she explains to me that Mrs. Bojo told her to get it for me.

Later I make popcorn and cover it with melted butter so that the popcorn became soggy. Tiffany asked why I put so much butter on the popcorn and I say "because I'm fat! Remember I need Girth Control." The Girls both start laughing and say that's not what it means. I say "It most certainly is what it means!" Then I asked what do you think it means and they say "nothing, whatever!"

So now I have to look it up to make sure I have not lost my mind and sure enough Girth means "The girth of an object is a measurement around it."

I also looked up the company to see what they thought and here is one of the many comments that I found "Girth Control, definitively marketed to women in a weight loss-obsessed world"

Which brings me to my "Let me know what you think?". Does Amy think I'm fat??????

As a side note, while moaning out loud in enjoyment over my bowl of hot buttered popcorn, Lauren proclaims to Tiffany "I think your mom is having an orgasm!!!" HAHAhahAHahah!!! I about choked on the kernels of ecstasy.